Human Bowling Ball

Human Bowling Ball: noun. A child that feels the way to play a game is to hurl themselves into it and knock down all the pieces. Games include but are not limited to toy bowling sets.

Remember when I mentioned that Monkey Son #2 received a toy bowling set? Let me explain to you how this game now works.

Step 1: Set up bowling pins.

Step 2: Monkey son #1 rolls the ball towards the pins, while I hold back Monkey Son #2.

Step 3: I release Monkey Son #2, who runs as fast as he can towards the pins. His feet slide out form under him, causing him to land on his bottom somewhere in the vicinity of the pins.

Step 4: Monkey Son #2 sweeps his arms around until all the pins are down. He then claps for himself and says, "Yay!"