Strictly Parental Comment: noun. A comment that a person never thought they would say until they became parents.
Here's a list of some examples from my house:
Get that off the dog.
That's not a hat.
You are no longer allowed to say "butt."
What made you think that was a good idea?
Oh, please. You're not innocent in this (to Monkey Son #2).
Get off the top of the couch.
Stop jumping on the couch.
Stop doing headstands on the couch.
Ok, now you can sit on the floor.
Get out of my closet.
Close your mouth and open your ears.
Be quiet when the weather guy is talking (this was during a nasty storm).
No, and stop asking.
I'm watching the tossed salad and scrambled eggs show.