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Preschool Manners: noun. Actions that would be considered rude by an adult, but seem harmless, even honest, to preschoolers.
Monkey Son #1 came up to me the other day to hug me. I was standing upright, and his head only comes to my middle. When he hugged me, he laid his head on my stomach.
"Mommy!" he said. "Your belly is squishy!"