Homophonity (Homophone-ity): verb. To confuse two homophones.
Quick English lesson for those of you who have forgotten: Homophones are words that sound the same but have different meanings and sometimes spellings.
This afternoon, Monkey Son #1 and I were dyeing Easter eggs. At one point he asked me to kill one of the eggs.
"You mean you want me to dye it. Not kill it."