Sweet Sneak: noun. Child who sneaks junkfood.
-verb. The act of sneaking junkfood.
So, this morning Monkey Son #1 woke us up. When Husband and I pulled ourselves out of bed, Husband was very upset with him, but I wasn't sure why waking us up deserved such a stern talking to.
"Did you hear what I said, Mommy?" Husband called.
"Yes. What did he do?"
"Did you want pie?" Husband said. For a moment I thought he was asking if I wanted pie for breakfast. Then I looked down to the counter where the day before had been a beautiful pumpkin pie. We were able to salvage the untouched side.