Hanitizer: noun. Short for hand sanitizer.
Thanks to Kristin for this great word!
My friend Kristin and I took our families on a zoo trip. Picture it: birds that land on you. Deer you can feed. Children that are falling and their hands are landing in the ickiest places on the walkway possible. Giraffes that are not shy and have really big tongues. (Seriously. They suck these weird giraffe crackers right out of your hand. It is the most awesome and strangest thing.)
She was smart enough to be packin' hanitizer. I was not. Thankfully, she shared.