Factoad: noun. A fact applied in the completely wrong place. (Like when people call a toad a frog. Get it? No?)
Ah, my boys. The sponges. They absorb seemingly massive amounts of information. You know, when they want to. Lately they have been all about nature and animals.
I'll be honest, I don't remember which little monkey this statement came from, but I think it was Philosopher Child. Either way, it goes right up there with other epic statements.
"Did you know that you would stay warm in winter because you have a layer of fat?"
I explained that I'm not a bear, but deep down, well... ouch.