You saw a few days ago when I wrote about a rather lovely epic statement that Philosopher child made. Now here's some more STATEMENTS OF EPICNESS (picture me saying that in the weird echo-y voice of Pigs in Space).
Philosopher Child: "Look at the size of this WORM!!!"
Viking Toddler: "He's trying to take my brain!"
Husband: "I want some egg nog."
Me: "Don't they have any at the store this week?"
Husband: "No. It's made of unobtanium."
Viking Toddler: "I'm walking like a talking fish!"
Me: "Your teacher says you're mumbling. She can't hear you when you read or when you try to talk to her."
Philosopher Child: "I don't mumble."
Me: "Yes, you do." (This is just a fact.)
Philosopher Child: "There's something wrong with her hearing."
Viking Toddler (while holding up some apples): Look! I'm an apple tree!