Epicness: adjective. Description of an action or quote that is fantastic or unbelievable, either in a good or bad way.
A quick search of google right before I typed this let me know that I did not, in fact, make up this word. But I think I can still claim that I came up with it organically. Can't I?
You may now applaud the fact that I digressed in the FIRST paragraph, before I even got to my story.
Anyway, Philosopher Child has been getting in quite a bit of trouble at school lately. He has decided that he doesn't necessarily need to finish his school work, and sometimes he doesn't even need to listen to the teacher. (I suspect he needs to be tested for gifted, the teacher suspects an "inability to pay attention." Long and complicated issue and not the point of this story.)
When I picked him up yesterday, he announced, "I was good in school today. No, wait, no I wasn't. I got all the way to orange!"*
"How did you get all the way to orange?" I asked.
"Apparently it is something called defiance."
Yeah, it's probably bad if I laugh at that. I sent him to his room instead.
*Our school uses color coded discipline. If you are on green, you are a-ok. Yellow is warning, orange is relatively serious, red is principal's office.