Or for those who don't do Halloween, Happy Harvest! Or, Happy Fall!
Did you know their are not one, but two vampires at Philosopher Child's school? He told me so. It's true...or so I've heard. See what happened is there are these two kindergarteners...
Kindergartener Richard* claims that kindergartener Peter* turned him into a vampire. It must be true, because one of them has pointy teeth, says Philosopher Child.
Husband and I have told him over and over that they're not vampires. Made no effect. So finally I said, "But he comes out in the daytime. He can't be a vampire."
"No," said Philosopher Child. "He can because he goes to school."
Well, there you go. If you are a vampire and want to be out in the daytime, you must be enrolled in school.
*Names have been changed to protect the questionably innocent.