OK, I'm cheating. I don't have a word for this yet, but I need to share it with you so I don't forget. And it is too hilarious to not share right away.
I just saw a commercial for Disney brand eggs.
I'll give you a moment.
OK? You with me? DISNEY EGGS. Now laugh.
I feel, after a day or two, that I should add that these aren't like Easter eggs. I mean eggs eggs. Like cooking eggs. With little Disney characters stamped on the shell.